A day in the life of a stomach – by stomach
Ahhhhh that’s nice. That was a nice rest and I don’t mind running on empty when I sleep as it gives me a chance to replace enzymes and juices. I wonder what’s coming my way today?
Oh we’re on the move, I fancy something alkaline to start my day really. Maybe some lemon and water like some of my friends have, they say it really sets them up right for the day ahead. Oh here we go, we’re in the kitchen, whoa that’s hot I can feel the heat from the throat before it hits me! Slightly bitter, now let’s see what I can do with this brown liquid. It’s got some sort of drug in it! I’ll send a stimulus to the brain to wake up. Right that’s sorted but am I going to get any food to kick start Mr metabolism?
Protein keeps me satisfied
I like a bit of everything really but I know how busy we are most days so some protein would be good to keep me satisfied. I am high maintenance! Oh we must be going somewhere because we are running a little bit. Maybe for a train? Hang on something is coming my way! I can hear it crunching. Here is comes mmmm…oats but they are very sugary and loaded with fat.
Why oh why didn’t we have the yummy oats without the sugar and fat. I bet those taste buds are gloating now because they got what they wanted but the rest of us are going to have to work so much harder. I’m going to rattle that pancreas’s cage and get him making more insulin.
Oh well, I’ll get that done and then I will have a rest. Hang about. I smell fruit. Fruit juice! Orange. Oh my, even more sugar….. followed by cup of tea. We are going to be awake for a while now!
I’m growling now because I haven’t had anything since that breakfast and that wasn’t enough to keep me going. I’m getting hangry. I’m going to make embarrassing noises until I am giving something to eat. Ah, it’s quiet, GROWL. GROWL.
Here we go. A sandwich. Coming at me fast! Ok I’ve got this. Let me deal with the gluten first, I know we’re going to have words me and that gluten. Some days are better than others.
Conversation between gluten and stomach:
G – ‘ha I made it, irresistible me’
S – ‘hello welcome. I hope your visit is a pleasant one’
G – (puffing himself up) ‘well you will sure know I’ve arrived. I cause an explosive atmosphere’
S – ‘we prefer a harmonious environment for the benefit of all’
G – ‘well you know, some of us were born to stand out’
S – ‘I give up’
I feel low and tired of these arguments, there’s only so much a stomach can do. Me and brain often talk about this. At least he appreiciates me. He knows that I am his number 2 and largley responsible for our health. Brain is my best friend.
I process the rest of the sandwich routinely. These shop made sandwichs don’t exactly go to town do they? I’d been surprised if there were more than 6 prawns but there was sure a lot of mayonnaise. I also spotted some funny looking chemicals but the sneaked past and I wasn’t at my most alert when they crept into the intestine.
Crisps follow at least they were those good ones made of real potato and no chemicals and then a choclate bar which practically came down in one lump! I caught it luckily but I heard old pancreas moaning as he had already sent some insulin to deal with the sandwich and didn’t realise he would need another batch so soon.
Drinks are good
My afternoon is spent in what seems is a waterpark with lots of drinks flowing both hot and cold. I enjoy drinks, it helps keep things moving in the intestines and generally everyone here in body receives drinks well. We are not so keen on the ones we have at night sometimes because mouth gets shouty sometimes and doesn’t talk to brain so what mouth says isn’t always on point. Also mouth and heart can get together and get a bit emotional.
In between the drinks in the afternoon I feel really lazy and tired so I sent a message to brain to get help. Brain is also tired and asks for a ‘pick me up’. What comes is biscuits! And lots of them! To be honest I am disappointed. I talk to my friends and some of them get apples with peanut butter which they say really satisfies their needs. Others have cottage cheese with surprises in, along with rice cakes to mix it up. Some have nuts which they say are a good all-rounder. I deal with the biscuits and more backlash from pancreas and sit back to chew some thoughts over. I am after all, very clever but today, I feel unappreiciated.
The evening starts well, salad! MMMM lettuce with it’s vitamins, beetroot to nourish the blood, onion, cucumber, tomato, carrot. Yummy yummingtons. We are happy, we are light, it’s like a party in the body right now. The scene is really set for some protein and good carbohydrate to come and join the party. Here comes dinner…. Pizza. Oh.
No, not a cauliflower pizza but a stuffed crust! How am I supposed to deal with all that cheese in one go? This is so greasy it slips around for a while before I can even deal with it! I try chucking some gastric juice on it but it’s a tough cookie. Eventually I start to eat away at it and send it on its way. I am worried that a lot of fat has still passed though and thighs ain’t gonna be happy. And yes the perfect finish to my day. More gluten. Gloaty gluten. Beating his chest like a gorilla because he knows today he can really make his presence known.
I do all the digestive work, oh, I forgot to mention the strawberry cheesecake that hit us soon after the pizza. I had a bit of a panic as I didn’t think there would be room. But I can work fast under pressure in crowded conditions luckily, but it probably ages me more than it needs to.
I’m relieved when it’s bed time although I’m gonna find it hard to get to sleep and rest with all this hot air that gloaty gluten has left behind. He certainly likes to make his mark.
I sleep and dream of vegetables of all colours shapes and sizes but my favourites are the green ones. I dream of probiotic drinks and good fats because I know they would keep me and my besty brain really happy (not to mention joints). I hope that I have some complex carbohydrates tomorrow as I now we are doing some exercise and could do with an energy boost!
Good night brain. Let’s talk tomorrow about how we can come up with a healthy eating masterplan.